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Cow humour
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:18 amYeah, you read that right. Recent events (see: Chloe) have made me feel like I need to defend the wittiness of my bovine brethren.
( Behold the brilliance! )
I'm so bookmarking this site and ordering so much cow stuff it's not funny. THEY HAVE COW SLIPPERS. Chloe? Lana? Lois? Now you know what you're getting for your birthdays.
( Behold the brilliance! )
I'm so bookmarking this site and ordering so much cow stuff it's not funny. THEY HAVE COW SLIPPERS. Chloe? Lana? Lois? Now you know what you're getting for your birthdays.
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Feb. 9th, 2009 11:23 pmFor
reporters_lane, mostly.
<td align="center">You are 33% easy
Ha! See? I'm not that easy. So there.
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Ha! See? I'm not that easy. So there.
Stolen from Pepper
Jan. 26th, 2009 01:32 amStart with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% innocent.
( How innocent is Clark? Get your bets going now! )
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 49% Innocent
Yeah. That sounds about right.
( How innocent is Clark? Get your bets going now! )
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 49% Innocent
Yeah. That sounds about right.
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Jan. 4th, 2009 10:48 amI stumbled across this and I'm having way too much fun.
For example:
- There are 7 people in the U.S. named Clark Kent.
- There are 9 people in the U.S. named Chloe Sullivan.
- There are 107 people in the U.S. named Martha Kent.
- There are 11 people in the U.S. named Kara Kent.
- There are 182 people in the U.S. named Lois Lane.
- There are 9 people in the U.S. named Lana Lang.
- There are 4 people in the U.S. named Oliver Queen.
- There are 43 people in the U.S. named Bart Allen.
- There are 31,198 people in the U.S. named John Jones. (I think the orero industry has its work cut out for it.)
- There are 16 people in the U.S. named Kendra Saunders.
and cheating slightly:
- There are 66 people in the U.S. named Irene Kent.
Yes, I took the fun out of it for some of you by doing your names. I know you'll still love me anyway.
For example:
- There are 7 people in the U.S. named Clark Kent.
- There are 9 people in the U.S. named Chloe Sullivan.
- There are 107 people in the U.S. named Martha Kent.
- There are 11 people in the U.S. named Kara Kent.
- There are 182 people in the U.S. named Lois Lane.
- There are 9 people in the U.S. named Lana Lang.
- There are 4 people in the U.S. named Oliver Queen.
- There are 43 people in the U.S. named Bart Allen.
- There are 31,198 people in the U.S. named John Jones. (I think the orero industry has its work cut out for it.)
- There are 16 people in the U.S. named Kendra Saunders.
and cheating slightly:
- There are 66 people in the U.S. named Irene Kent.
Yes, I took the fun out of it for some of you by doing your names. I know you'll still love me anyway.