Even heroes have the right to bleed

Wow. I'm very easy.

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I think I need to start chaperoning you.

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That would involve me going out with someone. I'll be sure to keep you posted.

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I'd appreciate that.

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...and I think the quiz is underestimating you. You're WAAAAY more difficult than that!

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I think it's because I said I'd smile and wave if a hottie in a car honked at me.

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Clark! A wave! I'm shocked! Shocked I tells ya'!

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Shhh. It'll ruin my repressed reputation.

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Oh no. I'm telling. Clark Kent gave a stranger the finger...~~or five of them~~

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Alright, then.

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Shush, you.

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I've said nothing.

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And if you were to say something, what would that something be?

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I'd say that's a very interesting paw print.

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That it is.

Also? Totally don't believe you, but I'll let you off the hook just this once.

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*borrows Chloe's halo*

I have no idea what you're going on about.

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I think she needs that more than you.

And suuuuuuuuure you don't.

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I'll polish it and give it back the minute this conversation ends.

I've a few choice words, maybe.

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I'm sure it could use a polish, too.

Oh? Feel free.

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Taking into consideration her recent memes, all signs point to yes.

I think you should stick to plaid.

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Please don't remind me. I try not to read those if I can help it.

Don't worry, I have no intention to change that.

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You're not the least bit curious?

Good.

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No. Although I do know enough that I'll be chaperoning her from now on.

You have no idea how refreshing it is to have someone not mind my plaid.

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She might not be receptive to that idea.

I like your plaid. It's trademark Clark Kent.

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She said she'd keep me posted.

Thanks. :) That's what I keep telling people, but they think I should get a new trademark.

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I think I need to give the halo back.

Ah, but resistance is never futile. Or so I heard.

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You probably should. I don't think the world is ready for a halo-less Chloe.

I'm not giving up the plaid. Ever.

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..what is wrong with the woman's ass?

And if you just wanted my attention, Smallville, you could've called, but this is nice too.

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Calling would involve me actually being able to use the phone the DP gave me that was clearly created for very tiny people, because my giant fingers can't seem to press one button at a time.

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Would you like a pencil? I think that's how your kind have to type as well.

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Normal sized keyboards I'm okay with. Tiny, miniature phones that should come with magnifying glasses? Not so much.

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Is your eyesight that bad? Do you need glasses? They'd fit with your mild-manner..

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I can see the phone just fine, thanks. I just can't push the damn buttons I want.

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We can work on making your baby do that. I'm sure she'd love to be your telephone monkey.

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Right, because I want to teach her how to use a phone as soon as possible so my bills can be horrifyingly high before she gets to high school.

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You better get used to it somehow.

And besides -- she needs to know how to contact boys as soon as possible. I'll help.

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Classy, Kent. Real classy. Probably shoulda locked this from your mom.

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