Kent Farm - temporarily closed

[hero_farmboy]

Clark and his mun are fleeing for a bit. Will be back on August 13th. Please keep all crises to a minimum until his return.

Comments

[meta]

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

You mean I have to save myself from meteor freaks and aliens until then?

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[eirenikos]

Praying for divine intervention might work.

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[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I rarely have the time.

Then again, in seven years Clark hasn't saved me from being shot, stabbed, blown up, kidnapped, subjected to Saw-like torture games, or thrown out of a 40-story building.

He's so overrated.

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[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...or held hostage, had a house collapse on me, had entire caves collapse in on me...

It's a miracle I'm still alive.

*checks TWoP recaps*

...Oh.

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[eirenikos]

To be absolutely fair, how many of those incidents did he find out about after they'd happened, Mr Luthor?

Because it seems just about every week he's trying to stop something awful from happening to the town, or the world, or his friends.

[mun is dying here, and absolutely adores your Lionel.]

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[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

That is hardly an excuse. He has super-sight and super-hearing and can run at ridiculous-speed.

[the amount of time he spends in hospital is amazing - I think they finally figured out he can't take his shirt off anymore because he should technically have a bajillion scars]

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[eirenikos]

But he can't be everywhere at once, no matter what abilities you may try to ascribe him.

[Makes a little bit of sense. Unless Lionel managed to get anti-scarring from the first meteor shower. >.>]

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[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

This is why I'm constantly trying to hang out with his Mom - more likely to be protected.

...apart for that one time we were both abducted and almost died.

[I think the Luthor men are blessed with very hard skulls]

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[eirenikos]

*will just commence with the facepalming.*

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[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Also, everything bad in Smallville happens on a Thursday. He should just keep an extra-good lookout then.

[girlfromkrypton.livejournal.com]

What? You mean that *I* have to do everything while you go away? ;)

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

I could, uh, arrange to be in town and help out. >>

[girlfromkrypton.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Bart? Take all that time out of your busy schedule to come out to Smallville?

OOC: *L* Kara doesn't mind! She likes to tease.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I hear stuff happens there sometimes; I think Clark's been spending too much time hanging out with the cows, myself, but I figure it's worth checking out, right?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

DUDE THERE'S LIVING BREAD DOUGH WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE USEFUL?


(By which we mean, both pup and munagement wish you a fun and safe vacation!)

[eirenikos]

He may or may not have been abducted to the Olympics. Possibly.

ooc

[fever-crusade.livejournal.com]

Well he's about to miss one hell of a development on the Martha front. Though he may be relieved about this.